robemmy

robemmy:

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professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

Why has nobody mentioned the guy next to Pope Francis

He is tripping balls

If I was an alien who travelled across space for light years to visit this primitive planet, to decide whether to let them live or to enslave them and mine the planet’s resources…. And they asked me to become a Catholic? I’d laugh in their faces and destroy their entire civilisation. It’s a kind fate really, or they’d become the laughing stock of the intergalactic community